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Red Sox suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This part of my website is devoted to how much the Red Sox suck.  I will prove the Red Sox suck with stastics and numbers.  Please feel free to share this information with anyone who would like it.  You can email me to get my brocure "Red Sox Suck -- a guide for Yankee Fans".  I will send it to you as soon as I have time.
Other than that, read the evidence for Red Sox suck and enjoy!

Stastically speaking...

In the past 86 years, the New York Yankees have won the World Series and amazing 26 times.  During those same 86 years, the Boston Red Sox have won it twice. 
That gives me, a Yankee fan, several ways to prove that the Red Sox suck.  In those 86 years, the Yankees' World Series winning percentage stood at .302.  The Red Sox's winning percentage was a dismal .023.  Pathetic.
It would take the Boston Red Sox 2,064 years to accumulate 26 World Series titles at thier current pace of once every 86 years.  By the time the Boston Red Sox have reached 26, as the Yankees currently have, the year will be 4068. 
By that time, the Green Monster will have broken down and become part of the Green Earth.
If the Yankees continue their current pace of winning 26 World Series every 86 years, they will have won a grand total of 650 World Series in 4068.
Think about that, Red Sox Nation.

Yankees vs. Red Sox (1918-2004)

World Series Championships:
New York Yankees:  26 World Championships:  1923, 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1943, 1947, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, 1962, 1977, 1978, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000
Boston Red Sox:  2 World Championships:  1918, 2004
American League Pennants:
New York Yankees:
  37 American League Pennants:  1921, 1922, 1923, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1947, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1981, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003
Boston Red Sox:  5 American League Pennants: 1946, 1967, 1975, 1986, 2004

Not for another 86 years, idiots!

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